Kevin M.
Gained 5lbs of muscle by just putting it on.
Wore it to the only church that matters, was immediately blessed with superhuman like powers.
“Thou shall not hit chest if not clothed in a tank.” Mazzetti 225:5
10/10, would even make Bradley Martyn look big
Jose S.
Everything was perfect but the shipping took a good 4/5 days but understandable
Declan M.
I'm wearing it right now. Best tank I've ever had
Vinnie B.
Wore this to church toady, had the best mass session ever. Thank you Swoly Father who art in heavgains.
Andrew H.
My gains have increase by 9000%
Yianni S.
Shirt is lit and fits well
Grant M.
Took a little longer to get delivered due to a holiday, but the tank fits great! I think it’s hilarious and I wear to my gym all the time. Also, I’ve been camp counseling at a Christian camp and everyone gets a huge laugh out of it.
Doreen W.
My husband loves it. Great Christmas gift for him
Michael T.
I feel like I should’ve bought a small but the medium looks and feels great and it gives me an incentive to grow into it. Great and the cutoff is done perfectly
Wilhelm P.
Love the tank, it fits well
Satan
Family Issues
You see, Jesus and I don't get along very well. BUT we both agree that you will drown in pussy if you walk around with this on. So buy one, drown in pussy, then come party with the devil.
Jesus
Learn to swim
This shirt is amazing, everytime I wear it I turn heads! The shirt slso feels great.
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***warning if you wear this shirt make sure you know how to swim because you're going to be swimming in p*ssy!
