Love it, haven’t had a chance to wear it out yet cause of this damn virus but I’m PUMPED too.
Pulls bitches 10/10
Really makes the chest pop
Contracted Covid19 as well as HIV. This shirt cured both. 10/10
It's difficult to fully grasp the metamorphosis acquiring this shirt has sparked.
My testosterone has increased by 10 fold. My flaccid dick now hangs lower than my balls, and my pungent masculine musk causes women to instantly orgasm as soon as my pheromones permeate their nostrils.
Similarly, my bench has tripled, and now I no longer need to go to the gym to continue gaining mass, but still continue to do so, just to assert my dominance over all of these beta, inferior beings around me. Like Bradley Martin.
Women constantly fawn over me, and my DM's are filled with nudes. Yet this shirt has allowed me the resiliance required to not break my nofap, and to go so far as to become completely celibate.
In this way, I have effectively become an ever-unattainable conquest for all women out there. They come to me, begging for my seed, yet my only response as I turn and whisper is, "Only Friends."
I am a female streamer. Yes I get called egirl, yes people ask for my onlyfans, but I do not have one. I simply make content, I play video games, and I laugh with my boys. I absolutely love this shirt, it embodies everything that I stand for. I don’t condone simping, I think a person should be paying for content, something that enhances thier life or makes them laugh rather than random sexual gratification from a female online. Very poggers of you dom. Keep it up, we will get these boys educated someday
I became an instant penis magnet!! But I’m a guy so...
Super comfy and looks badass
Bought this for my girlfriend's husband, he fucking loves it and wears it whenever I let him play on his Switch
The shirt is nice, it feels like your first warm embrace after you’ve been adopted. 10/10