LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY TO GNAR PUMP 2.GROW
- Savage ingredients and unique microtechnology deliver instant rapid fire energy, unmanageable strength, and relentless pumps.
- Ultra potent advanced formula and bold flavors paired with your insatiable drive to make gains will explode planets and sink battleships.
- Train with Gnar Pump 2.Grow, train like a freak beast. It's your turn.
- 30 Servings!
This sh*ts gnarly, you feel the pump from the moment it crossed your mind that you need to take the pre workout, to the time you lay down to go to sleep. It is the ONLY pre workout I've taken, and I've taken more than a handful of different ones, where I feel it, and I drink more caffeine than water.
It tastes like bloody diarrhea and it makes you pores burn. You’ll drink it anyways for the effects. When you open the jar the dust burns your nose. Regardless of how close you are. Highly recommend.
I’m only doing half scoops and it’s still most definitely the strongest pre I’ve ever used. Highly recommend.
After taking it, I was able to go up in weight with a bit of ease
Ok i am not a fan of the taste but I can drink anything down in shot form. It gives a truly great pump and energy boost. Will be buying again.
Love it ! Been lifting since I was a kid ! Now as an adult I work out crazier than ever like an animal with the help of Gnar Pump! Gives me extra strengths to blow up tanks ad sink battleships!
Can lift 30 more pounds on every machine with this preworkout
Amazing pump! Felt like I was killing someone
Tastes great and works like its sup. To.
Definitely does the job. Cheaper than meth.
I snort this and I the gym becomes gain central for 5 hours. Nothing can stop my lift except the broteges curling in the squat rack when I’m on GNAR PUMP!
It’s strong; I have to resist the urge to rip coyote in half after taking one scoop.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMY MEAT!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA...
I took this pre-workout expecting a buzz, but holy shit did I get more than I bargained for. I cracked the lid open and instantly my muscles tingled and I felt more invigorated than ever before. A mere whiff of powder entering my lungs created the uncontrollable urge to screech like a fucking SJW at a Trump rally. Shaking, I took out a scoop and put it into my half-beer half-Jack Daniels liqueur mix swilling inside my Godly Empirical beer mug. Upon contact with the delectable liquid, the mug began to glow, the decorative eagles appearing to become alive. At this point I noticed a fucking huge storm brewing over the horizon, the temperature dropping so low I could feel my own bones shrinking. Not to fear, I took a sip of the Holy Brew and my strength and warmth were not only restored, but amplified a million fold. Suddenly, I began to feel light despite my absolutely fuckingly huge size. I quickly realized that I was ascending, and soon enough... there he was. Brodin the All-father was gazing upon me. His words to me were as such "Sonne, you have discovered the righteous path of the noble, and as a reward you will join your soul brothers along with me in the halls of swolehalla, where we will watch over our people guiding them to the time they may join us". Crying tears of joy, I knew my life had been fulfilled, but the next mission to spread the message of self improvement was upon me. "As above so below, and be it so" I commanded as we entered through the gates, ready to join my Bro's in the Ragnarok against the fucking emaciated pussies, the cancer of the earth. For centuries we killed millions with our immense power, spreading our glory and our message. I only realized that I had been transported to a time before the time I had lived when it was time for celebration in Asgard around the 14th century, but not to fear, we will return soon, but only if you buy this product in our honor. - Thor II Five stars
I lost my virginity to gnar pump as advertised!! Thanks Dom!!
Gnar Pump is the go to for huge muscle gainz and big dick gaping b-hole making. Be sure to hit arms and skip legs and you’ll reap those unswoly gainz. Massive muscles? Check Huge Dick? No check that, dinosauric dick? Check check Bradley Martyn? Haha Nope Pick up a set of 35’s, arm curl till your biceps explode, and SUPA SET anything to do with arms. Jack off for all I care or better yet make her squirt using Dom’s thrusting technique. You’ll explode all over her chest and she will on yours with Gnar Pump.
Good taste and great pumps
I took it because I heard it can help with Erectile Disfunction which I have been having to deal with 10 minutes in I was already clapping Melany’s cheeks we went in for 5 rounds and she had to go to the hospital I still haven’t lost the erection this is the type of product we need to make America gain again!
Just bought Gnar Pump for the first time today. Right when I completed my order my arm circumference grew 2 inches! Not only that, but my little buddy also grew a solid 2 inches as well! Now I just gotta wait and see the explosive gainz I get when I actually try the stuff. Me and my newly acquired 3 inch power hammer are anxiously waiting.
Best preworkout/dick grower made my bench go from 135 to 675 in a day and it also made my dick grow 8 inches instantly and it also adds a inch every hour after that you will lose your virginity instantly with any of uncle Dom’s products and last but not least I want to thank uncle Dom for being my lord and savior I read the Swoly bible every day and pray to Dom to forgive me for the gainz I’m about to receive every time I hit bis which is every day Ps. Dom is bigger than brad
Warning do not take two So I read some reviews and purchased. I took the recommended dose and five minutes later nothing happened. Maybe I read the label wrong, regardless took another one. Nothing. When walking to the gym I noticed body temp rise. The last memory I had was opening the gym door and can’t recollect. When I came around all my clothes were ripped and shredded. People around me were clapping and whooping. I had no memory and felt dizzy. Yet weights and dumbbells were all over the gym the big ones not the girly ones. A week on I still do not realise what occurred but people come to me and shout “there’s the guy” and ask for autographs. Even pushing their girlfriends onto me for the photo. I’ve become a total legend in the area. But wish I knew why. I gained around a 8 monthbaby in muscle mass since taking the normal dose. I also see dead people.
Coke This is like coke for your muscles. I took precisely .2 of a scoop and drove over to my girlfriends house. I felt a strange sensation. Upon stopping next to railroad tracks I glazed over to my right and saw the train speeding across. After one blink the entire train exploded, imploded, and instantaneously evaporated. The driver next to me was shocked and once I turned to his direction, his car flew 3000 miles across the globe due to the intense winds I caused turning my head. If you want to destroy everything in your line of sight, take this stuff. Now unfortunately my entire city is gone and the only remaining location is my house and my gym. The destruction took the lives of many, but who cares, I need one thing and one thing only, more gainz and more of this stuff.
brads small biceos if he used this shot he bis would be as big as doms
for betas it turned me into a beta male like brad :(
Damn Son Where'd You Find This Ive tried multiple preworkouts before but NONE have gotten me as pumped as Gnarpump. When I took just one scoop I immediately felt the need to lift something or I would die small. So I ran to the gym on all 4s while beating my dick to warm up my forearms for the godly lifts I was about to do. The police set up a roadblock but with gnarpump flowing through me I steamrolled them and kept on running towards my glory. When I finally got to the gym I immediately went to the bench and slapped on twice my normal max and did it for reps all while beating off. So if you wanna train like a freak beast and beat ya dick like never before take GnarPump and give jesus his god damm reps
Zucc Juice First I combined gnar pump with zucc juice. Then I drank it to beat my dick so hard that it made some more zucc juice, if you know what I mean. Then I drank that too with some more gnar pump
fuck I took gnar pump then beat my dick so hard I can't feel my left leg
Great Pre-workout Been using this for a couple of years now, on and off. One of the best around imo. Great pump!
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