Every time I walked by the window of these tiny apartments for single mother's and college students their clothes literally melted off their bodies like I was Moses (nay, Broses) walking through the red Sea of fetus flaps to the promised Land. They we're pounding their windows like a pack of retarded children at the zoo for the chance to appease my broner. My fellow Bros and bro girls, buy this shirt.
My girlfriend loves to wear this shirt. Lets everyone know she means business.
We got kicked out of planet fitness after getting those tanks and set off the hunk alarm. It was a great feeling.
ive got so much pussy in this is fucking shirt, it is unreal, thank you mike
Evolved into an alpha male
Greatest thing I have ever purchased.
Now let's get one thing strait. I only learned about BSL a little while ago and my life was quickly changed forever. I went from a scrawny, pussy of a man to a veiny, ass-eater whoms't only does two exercises, the chest press and the bicep curl. (Because who really needs leg day. Pussys, that's who.) Regardless, this tank serves as the perfect gym wear and broadcasts to all the fine ladies that I am willing to preform what I believe to be a life changing action. Ladies, you're welcome. And bros, you know what to do .