I didn’t know I could be more alpha but Wearing this nod to star wars has made me 6000x more Alpha than ever before!! Thanks Dom!
The shirt fits my boyfriend perfectly! I love it!
My max bench increased by 4 plates
Awesome T! All bitches were miring!
Ok, now this review causes me somewhat of a problem. I’ve just reviewed the shred zeppelin cut off and said it was the ultimate bro lifting top.
So let me start by saying that’s absolutely true - it’s black, it’s a cut off and it’s a nod to the heavy rock band Led Zeppelin, and you can’t be a puny weed boy listening to HEAVY rock, the fucknig clue is in the fucking title. You gotta lift to listen to heavy fucking rock. Fucking period.
So this Empire lifts back top, is the erm, is the ultimate bro lifting cut off for a sci fi loving bro. Yeah, if you want muscles and strength like fucking chewbacca then this is the shirt for you.
But if you want to place a couple of chealsea buns on the side of your head and pretend to be princes lea being licked by jabba the huts exceptionally long tongue, then this isn’t the top for you. And you’d better stay at home and sort out your fucking issues. What the fuck is wrong with you?
And this cut off can also be worn to visit comic con or other similar sci if nerd fests. They are a great place to pull hot chicks. What? Have you seen some of the girls that get dressed up in that cos play shit? They parade around in some super skimpy super sexy super hero outfit. So Get straight down to comic con in this empire lifts back cut off and I’ll guarantee you’ll stand out a mile in a sea of sci fi nerds and those super hot super chics will be all over you asking to see how far you can extend your light sabre.
So this shirt is an absolute unbelievable bargain, it’s like two for one, a bro lifting shirt and also your comic con pulling pussy shirt all wrapped up as one, so that makes it kinda makes it like half price so you can buy two!